MtG Salvation extended signature.
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Because I don't wanna use the Testing Ground forum D:

Magic Rulings FAQs (Wrath's unofficial version)

- Mana is not land. Land is not mana. Land is a permanent which the activated mana ability "T: Add <x> to your mana pool" where <x> is White, Blue, Green, Red, or Black mana depending on whether the land in question is a Plains, Island, Forest, Mountain or Swamp.

- Cascade triggers as soon as a spell is put on the stack. Countering the spell with cascade does NOTHING! (Unless you do fun stuff like Double Negative).

- Targeting is an essential part of casting a spell or activating ability. Every time the spell/ability explicitly states the word "target", followed by some qualities of the target (e.g. Doom Blade - Destroy target nonblack creature), one that meets the requirements must be specified.
If something happens to the target before the spell targeting it resolves that makes it an invalid target for the spell, it 'fizzles', or more technically, it is countered upon resolution. Note that if you see someone referring to a spell 'fizzling', this is what they mean (if they're using MtG slang correctly, hehe)

- Abilities. None of these are spells, all abilities are abilities, and nothing else.
- Activated abilities will always be formatted like so, "Cost : Effect" (note the colon). The cost may not always be purely mana or the tap/untap symbol. For example, an activated ability could say "Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target creature.".

- Triggered abilities happen when something changes in the game state. They are always denoted by the word "When", "whenever" or "at" appearing at the start of the ability. The syntax for triggered abilities is "Condition, effect". So, "Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life" is a triggered ability.

- Static abilities appear as statements that are simply true. They appear on permanents, so the way to get rid of the effects of a static ability is to get rid of its source. Examples of static abilities: "You have no maximum hand size" (Spellbook), "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game" (Platinum Angel).
 
- X in a mana cost can cause some confusion. The official rule is, X = 0 in all zones except for the stack, where it is equal to how much mana you specify (note that if you don't specify it explicitly, the default shortcut is that all mana available will be put into it). Hence, if you somehow give Banefire the Cascade ability and then cast Banefire for X = 6, its converted mana cost (only while it is on the stack) is 7, so you can cascade into something with 6 CMC or less.
 


I still has a LiveJournal
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So, yeah, haven't been here for a while. I've decided I'm probably gonna use this for random MtG babble. If you don't play Magic, you will hate my next post because I'm gonna be using it as a mini-faq I can link to on my MtG forums account signature. Cos some people ask silly rules questions, although I am glad it's not rules on layering all sodding day, to be fair.

Also, on a blog-worthy note - at London Expo, 1 Magic 2010, 2 Zendikar and 3 Shards of Alara booster packs led to one awesome find - a Elspeth, bitches! :D

I made a YouTube video. You don't care, it's WAR.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTWgGqAGU5k

War - Everyone, run around a lot being clueless of how to PVP in a PVP based game - Hammer Online
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Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.



Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.
Destruction, you are supposed to rip the faces off those pitiful Empire dudes while setting fire to Dwarves' beards and effeminating the High Elves. BLOODY KILL THEM. STOP RUNNING FROM THEM WHILE WHINING. God.

Yes, they have overpowered classes who just won't Warrior-Priesting die, ever. Yes, they tend to be ever so slightly higher in level than us. Yes, you suck at PVP. So? STOP RUNNING, YOU COWARDS.

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. 

(I want my renown, damnit.)

WAAAGH!
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Yes, those of you on my Steam friends (wait...I think that's everyone sadly) will have noticed that I am now pretty much addicted to WAR. So about time I start letting you know what I'm actually up to in that stupid world.

Also, a warning: My next blog posts may be done in Greenskin-speak - i.e. like dis, boyz. Great example.

But yeah, last night I made a Dwarf Engineer (named Tellapor, ElectricalBeast is cool, yo). I am a TF2 player. On an Engineer. Can you see where this is going? His first words: DISPENSAH DOWN! He can build sentries damnit. But unfortunately not tellapors :(

Well I'm off to play Magic now, this post would have been longer but I suddenly started watching ElectricalBeast :P

Age of Grind and running around
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So, I'm quitting AoC. It's a good game, if you have the time to put into it, but I suddenly took the decision to quit shortly after getting my Priest of Mitra to level 27, and then realising that every quest requires me to run halfway across a zone in different directions. Yeah. I can't be bothered. Sad really, I wanted to try at least one group instance or PVP minigame. I haven't healed in an MMO since Minidoc, the Hobbit Minstrel and alleged backstabber of LOTRO Eldar server.

I'm gonna give WAR another shot, I want some PVP and apparently WAR is awesome for that. Also, I'm gonna roll a tank, the only generic archetype in an MMO I have yet to play.

Yes. I am an MMO-whore.

I'm a vampire assassin.
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Oblivion.

Fuck yeah.

cp_vikings
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So, I've started to make a map for TF2 - cp_vikings. I'm hoping for this to be a 5 point CP, with 2 docks, 2 ships and a central island, and maybe some more animooted viking ships in the skybox. This will take a very long time, as I have not mapped anything yet, but fortunately I just so happen to have 3 months guaranteed to play with.

Any tips/sites for textures or models? Wish me luck!

"You've only made 1 friend."
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Well, EXCUUUUUSE ME for being ronery :(

But yeah, thought I'd add a post seeing as I haven't for a bit. Yesterday I went to see[info]reaperfox for her "18th" birthday. Somehow we got on the topic of what TF2 would be like if there were female characters. We agreed that Pyro is a mysterious character, so Valve are never going to reveal her identity. [info]reaperfox  said she will ragequit the game if they do, just thought I'd post that here as a reminder, since last time she said she'd ragequit over Jarate, and is now an avid abuser of the stuff. Oh well. Anyway, I only brought up that point because I had a (mildly alcohol-fuelled) philosophical insight about the Pyro. In this, I compared him to the Stig and Anonymous. The Stig because there was an episode of Top Gear where the Stig's identity was revealed. But it felt pointless. Why did BBC let them do that? Everyone knows its several drivers anyway. Anonymous because the pyro is many people, probably. Some of them suck, the rest of them are just annoying.

Yes, it was a pretty stupid brainstorm (note: alcohol-fuelled). NOTE: MILDLY. Shut up D:

"You've only made 1 friend." That's just got back into my head, after making two links to the same person. God, I suck.

Rageuninstall :(
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So, I just uninstalled Pirates of the Burning Sea. It's a good game, I just suck at it. It has both avatar combat [i.e. scimitars and flintlock pistols and other such piratey weapons] and ship combat [i.e. cannons, masts and such]. I played it for a good 3 days or so, up until I became noobified and got pwned multiple times on a bloody TUTORIAL. So the tutorial was showing me about how I could claim other ships once I defeat them. I do the usual - attacking one side of it while turning to keep my own damage nicely distributed all around the ship; go up close with the Langridge to destroy their crew and then some Bar shots to take out their masts before boarding. And then? Bloody lose the avatar combat. WHY?! I have come up with several excuses:

1) My  "allies" (NPCs, by the way) failed to understand the concept of prioritising targets. In boarding combat, you as a Captain get a number of waves of reinforcement and so does the boarded ship's captain. The objective is to take out their Captain enough so that they have no reinforcements left. So, why, I ask, do my piratey shipmates not attack him? In fact, sometimes I wonder what they're even doing. I should be able to order them directly. Not to tell them to attack the captain, just to tell them to walk the plank.

2) I suck.

3) My ship sucks. Although, due to me buying a whole new ship with pretty much ALL of my money and STILL FAILING, I'm sticking with (1) and (2).

Bloody pirates. I'll stick to ctf_vikings on TF2 :|

Hello, Livejournal!
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So, yeah, hi. I've decided I'm gonna restart my very short-lived blog that was previously found here - criticalwrath.blogspot.com

Why? Out of boredom. As but a nubling to blogging, I've realised the main mistake I made when I was working on Wrath's Critical Hits. I took it way too seriously for someone who's crap with "deadlines" and ultimately gave up because I thought people would be mortified at someone not keeping to their own schedule, the horror! So I'll be updating this whenever I feel like it. But don't worry, I'll post and generally try to be here.

I'm gonna be using this place to rant about my gaming life, boast about my gaming life and review stuff which isn't a major part of my gaming life, but may be in future if I am so unlucky.


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